Could you live here?

You have to wonder 'who would live in a house like this' when you see these terrible estate agent photographs

On a cold winter’s night, there’s nothing quite like a poorly executed drawing of a log fire.’

The property has been recently upgraded to withstand the forthcoming zombie apocalypse.’

What does the fox say? It says “I’m the size of a fully grown man, I can stand upright, and I’m not even 100% sure I’m a fox”.

‘Some people like to read while on the toilet. Others prefer to be inundated by multiple confusing and contradictory reflections of themselves, repeating into infinity.’

‘Despite the best efforts of the authorities, occassionally an inmate will manage to list his cell on the open market.’

Potential buyers are advised not to think about what happens in this room when your back is turned and the light begins to fade.’

A tragic scene. This is what happens when a smurf bursts.’

Of the two options, “bless this house” is the more popular.’

‘Jean-Paul Sartre said “hell is other people”. It is not. Hell is this patio.’

Reminiscent of the bathrooms in the Palace of Versailles, if the bathrooms in the Palace of Versailles had been decorated on a tight budget in the 1970s.’

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